just don't

When you're wanting to keep your toddler busy as you're putting on makeup, just don't give him a full container of shimmer bronzer.  Just don't let him walk away with said bronzer, even if you're sure there's no way he could figure out how to open it.  Because there is a way.  There's always a way with curious toddlers.  When he does open it, and he will, and proceeds to spill it all over your kitchen floor, just don't let him walk around touching appliances, leaving shimmering bronzed fingerprints everywhere.  After you take the time, quite a long time, cleaning the bronzer off your kitchen floor and appliances, just don't forget to clean off your toddler.  Because when you're out at the mall later, you don't want to see that cursed shimmer all over your son's forehead.  I will never wear bronzer again.