A Knack for Naming

Tonight as we were getting ready for bed, Jude asked us to read him a story from his bible. We asked which one and he said, "Edam and Ave." So we read him the story and after reading the part about God telling them to have children, Ben asked Jude if he was going to have any children when he grew up. He said yes and Ben asked him what their names would be. Jude informed us that they would be called McKenzie, Jesus and Mr. Giraffe. I gotta say, I think he's on to something.

Someday...

We were out to dinner the other night, and when I took Jude to the restroom, he asked me why girls have to sit down to go. I told him it's because we don't have penises. He then looked at me sympathetically and said, "But someday you will..." I informed him that girls do not, in fact, grow penises, and he again assured me, "Someday."
I tried to explain that we just have different body parts and he asked me if he had always been a boy. I said, "Yes, and someday you'll be a man," to which he excitedly replied, "YES! I love being a man!"